Joke at tea time humour !

[chocolate_fudge]

Once , Atal Bihari Vajpayee goes to meet Sonia Gandhi .
Vajpayee gives a lotus to Sonia Gandhi. In return he gets a slap .
So vajpayee asks her , 'Wht did you slap me ?'
So she replies , 'You gave me the symbol of your party - BJP ( Lotus ) and in return I gave you the symbol of my party - Congress ( Hand ).

Hope you like it.

[DP-NiSh]

Lol, good but it's a pretty old joke, I think we need some new-generation jokes around here rather than those we've heard in our childhood days.

[chocolate_fudge]

Will try to keep posting upto your expectations .

[chocolate_fudge]

Once there is a conflict between a frog and a sardar. The frog says , 'Kya sardar ko dimag hota hai ?' So the sardar says ,'haan ji hota hai '.
The frog just laughs and says ,' Nahi hota hai ' and jumps into the pound .
The sardar looks at this sight and says ,' Are frog ji main to joke kar raha tha suicide karne ki kya zaroorat thi? .'

[DP-NiSh]

LOL, now that was a good one, and unheard before ;p

[chocolate_fudge]

Once a sardar takes his dogs (3) to walk .
A passerby asks the sardar the names of the dogs. Thes sardar replies , ' Gurbinder , Harjinder and Parminder ' . So the passerby thinks in his mind , 'When the dogs have such a wonderful name how nice the name of this man would be ?' So he asks the sardar his name .
The sardar then replies , " TOMMY " .

[Nivi]

I ROFLed so hard at that! XD
Keep more of those jokes coming.

[chocolate_fudge]

Thanks for the comment . I will try to post some more new jokes .

[chocolate_fudge]

A lion was getting married . On the appointed day, the lion along with his companions left for the bride's house. Suddenly he saw a mouse dancing in the procession of the marriage. He asked the mouse what he was doing there. So the mouse replied ,' My friend I am not a mouse. I too looked like you before marriage .'

[chocolate_fudge]

Once an applicant was filling out the form for a job.
There was a question which read ,'Have you ever been arrested ?'
The man wrote No in the answer column.
The next question was for those who had answered yes to the previous question , it read 'Why?'
So the man attempted to this and wrote ' Never been Caught ! '

[chocolate_fudge]

A banker fell in love with a film actress and decided to ask her to marry him.
Before doing so, he however employed a private detective to keep a close watch on her and her character .

Back came the report , "The only thing known about this woman is that she is seen too often in the company of a banker of doubtful reputation. "

[Monfernape]

Funny Joke.
I am a party leader and my party symbol is Lion.
Should I give it to you>

[Victini223]

Too long.
Didnt read

[Monfernape]

Nah,
the original one is only 4 lines long

[Victini223]

I am just chilling like Pikachu.