Indian Political Parties and symbols

[Maxedge]

Q: Why is the Samajwadi Party's symbol 'Cycle'?
A: Because after a ban on English and use of computers, that's all we'll be able to afford.

Q: Why is the Congress party's symbol 'Hand'?
A: To remind Indians that our fate is forever in the hand of one family!

Q: Why is BJP Symbol 'Lotus'?
A: Lotus is the symbol of Sarawasti and learning. BJP will educate us through the wisdom of Varun Gandhi and Pravin Togadia.

Q: Why is Mayawati's symbol 'Elephant'?
A: It's a self portrait.

Q: Why is Jayalalitha's symbol 'Two leaves'?
A: Because that's what remained after Amma ate up all the fruit.

Q: Why is DMK's symbol 'Sun'?
A: So that Karunanidhi can justify wearing shades indoors.

Q: Why is Lalu's symbol 'Lantern'?
A: Because there's no electricity in Bihar.

Q: Why is CPM's symbol 'Hammer and Sickle'?
A: Because that's what you will be using if they come to power.

Q: Why is Sharad Pawar's symbol 'Clock'?
A: Because his time never seems to comes.

Q: Why is Shiv Sena's symbol 'Bow and Arrow'?
A: I can tell you, but then I'll have to shoot you!

[Maxedge]

This is an answering machine message for a school.

The outgoing message:

Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:

To lie about why your child is absent – Press 1

To make excuses for why your child did not do his work – Press 2

To complain about what we do – Press 3

To swear at staff members – Press 4

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If you want us to raise your child – Press 6

If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone – Press 7

To request another teacher, for the third time this year – Press 8

To complain about bus transportation – Press 9

To complain about school lunches – Press 0

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behaviour, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

If you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it.

[DP-NiSh]

o.O;; Lol.

[Prongs]

Lol

[Monfernape]

Now thats a joke.
Some one really thinked alot about it.

[Victini223]

thinked is not a word.

[Monfernape]

By thinked I remember a joke.
I know Thinked isn't word,I wrote it ironically.

[Victini223]

Okay.