Joke !!!

bhargav · **Joined:** December 22nd, 2006, 5:59 pm **Posts:** 27

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. 'Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!' 'But why Mom? I don't want to go.' 'Give me two reasons why you don't want to go.' 'Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!' 'Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.' 'Give me two reasons why I should go to school.' 'Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!'

Petey · **Posted:** December 23rd, 2006, 10:13 pm

Yeah, lol, I've heard this joke somewhere before.

DP-NiSh · **Posted:** December 24th, 2006, 12:35 am

Same here, its quite a common joke, but Lolz..

Pranz · **Posted:** December 24th, 2006, 1:37 am

LOL...good one

mantislovervaibhav2 · **Joined:** November 15th, 2006, 5:55 pm **Posts:** 89

Even I've heard it somewhere...... AAH! i remember!! it was in BRUNCH - the telegraph magazine. *Laughs anyway*

bhargav · **Joined:** December 22nd, 2006, 5:59 pm **Posts:** 27

Ram: Mum may I have an apple?
Mother: But you have just had your lunch!
Ram: Yes Mum, but an apple a day keeps the doctor away and I have just broken his window.

Pranz · **Posted:** January 9th, 2007, 3:32 pm

LOLZ...good one....i heard that sumwhere before though...still....cracks me up every time i hear it

bhargav · **Joined:** December 22nd, 2006, 5:59 pm **Posts:** 27

A dentist's patient was grumbling about the fee.

"Twenty rupees for pulling out a tooth!" she exclaimed. "And it's only a minute's work."

"Well, if you wish," the dentist said, "I'll pull it out slowly."

Pranz · **Posted:** January 9th, 2007, 4:27 pm

LMAO! KEWL WORK.......BTW wheres ur bro?

Blaziken75 · **Posted:** January 9th, 2007, 4:44 pm

great jokes dude, I laughed at each and every one of them LMAO....

bhargav · **Joined:** December 22nd, 2006, 5:59 pm **Posts:** 27

tHANX FOR SUCH NICE COMPLIMENTSS . WELL I WILL TRY TO POST SOME MORE JOKES IN THE UPCOMING DAYS ... ;-)

bhargav · **Joined:** December 22nd, 2006, 5:59 pm **Posts:** 27

Raju asks his father to explain the differences among irritation, aggravation, and frustration.

Dad picks up the phone and dials a number at random. When the phone is answered he asks, "Can I speak to Ajay, please?"

"No! There's no one called Ajay here." The person hangs up.

"That's irritation," says Dad.

He picks up the phone again, dials the same number and asks for Ajay a second time.

"No -- there's no one here called Ajay. Go away. If you call again I shall telephone the police." End of conversation.

"That's aggravation."

"Then what's 'frustration'?" asks his son. Raju's father picks up the phone and dials a third time: "Hello, this is Ajay. Have I received any phone calls?"

bhargav · **Joined:** December 22nd, 2006, 5:59 pm **Posts:** 27

SAM: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HITLER: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."

SAM: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HITLER: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

SAM: "In the pool.!"

Pranz · **Posted:** January 10th, 2007, 5:10 pm

LMAO!!!! THOSE JOKES ARE AWESOME!!! +1 Karma for the effort!!

Apoorv Upreti · **Joined:** June 2nd, 2006, 9:15 pm **Posts:** 244

lol nice jokes....