Pokemon Humour: What NOT to do to a pokemon

Shiny Suicune · **Posted:** June 21st, 2006, 4:34 pm

1) NEVER, no matter how pretty he/she is, flirt with a GARDEVOIR (trust me, i ended up in Khandala......dont ask!)
2) NEVER feed beans to a KOFFING
3) NEVER use a STARMIE for a frisbie
4) NEVER bathe CHARMANDER
5) NEVER cuddle a PIKACHU (bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttt!!)
6) NEVER bring a TORKOAL to a firework's factory
7) NEVER paint each of GOLEM's scales a different colour.

loooooooool!!!
give your suggestions

Emerald · **Posted:** July 8th, 2006, 10:33 am

HAHAHAHA! LOL!

1) Never put Suicune in the bathroom while Muk is having a path
2) Never put a Gardevoir and Milotic in a beauty contest (LOL! Chick Fight)
3) Never show Mew its sprite from Pokemon Green EWW!!! (It'll cry)
4) Never play chess with an Espeon (You'll always lose)
5) Never eat lamb infront of Mareep

hahaha! lol!

Pranz · **Posted:** September 27th, 2006, 9:06 pm

HAHAHA LOL
1>Never put a Spoink on a trampoline.(ull never get it back)
2>Never hold a downhill rolling contest between Golem And Electrode.(thell both eventually blow up!)
3>Never tell a cacturne to use return coz it wont.(It grows to hate you)

mantislovervaibhav2 · **Joined:** November 15th, 2006, 5:55 pm **Posts:** 89

hahaha

1)NEVER call ALAKAZAM a nerd (unless you want to reach Pluto)
2)NEVER drink turtle soup in front of Blastoise ( It will turn you to soup)
3)NEVER eat KingCrab in front of Kingler and Crawdaunt (...)
4)NEVER tell Cacturne to stuff it (coz it will)
5)NEVER get caught between Arbok and Seviper mating (chances of you coming out are slim)

Monfernape · **Posted:** December 8th, 2013, 1:08 pm

Shiny Suicune wrote:

1) NEVER, no matter how pretty he/she is, flirt with a GARDEVOIR (trust me, i ended up in Khandala......dont ask!)

I refrain to.

Shiny Suicune wrote:

2) NEVER feed beans to a KOFFING

Why?

Shiny Suicune wrote:

3) NEVER use a STARMIE for a frisbie

Sure.I don't want to be psychiced.

Shiny Suicune wrote:

4) NEVER bathe CHARMANDER

I won't let my Charmander die.

Shiny Suicune wrote:

5) NEVER cuddle a PIKACHU (bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttt!!)

Yup I will never.

Shiny Suicune wrote:

6) NEVER bring a TORKOAL to a firework's factory

Why?Torkoal is a fire type.

Shiny Suicune wrote:

7) NEVER paint each of GOLEM's scales a different colour.

Yup,YOu don't want a Prongs Shaped Golem.

Shiny Suicune wrote:

loooooooool!!!
give your suggestions

Why not?Given

Victini223 · **Posted:** December 8th, 2013, 3:38 pm

Monfernape · **Posted:** December 8th, 2013, 3:46 pm

Its fun to give answers with quotes.

Victini223 · **Posted:** December 17th, 2013, 6:21 pm

You are master at this.

Monfernape · **Posted:** December 19th, 2013, 3:49 pm

I think so.

Victini223 · **Posted:** December 26th, 2013, 4:51 pm

Now I'll become

Monfernape · **Posted:** December 26th, 2013, 9:51 pm

Yes yes you can.

Victini223 · **Posted:** December 27th, 2013, 4:00 pm

Quote:

Yes yes you can.

Yes I can.
Thanks.

Monfernape · **Posted:** January 2nd, 2014, 6:46 pm

Then I want an example.

Victini223 · **Posted:** January 3rd, 2014, 7:07 pm

Monfernape wrote:

Then I want an example.

Sure.

Quote:

2) NEVER feed beans to a KOFFING

Why? Are you afraid?

Quote:

1) Never put Suicune in the bathroom while Muk is having a path

Path or Bath?

Quote:

3) NEVER use a STARMIE for a frisbie

I will smack that Starmie at you!

Monfernape · **Posted:** January 5th, 2014, 10:59 am

Good they are.