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Why students fail in exams

Postby DP-NiSh » January 7th, 2007, 1:03 pm

It’s not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365′ days.

Typical academic year for a student:

Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313

Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263

8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.
Days left 141

1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126

2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)- means 30days.
Days left 96

1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days.
Days left 81

Exam days- per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46

Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.
Balance 6 days.

For sickness- at least 3 days.
Remaining days=3

Movies and functions - at least 2 days.
1 day left.

That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day??????!!! !!!!!!!
Balance = 0 “Then how can a student pass ??”
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Postby Apoorv Upreti » January 13th, 2007, 8:53 pm

lol, good one.
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Re: Why students fail in exams

Postby Blaziken75 » January 14th, 2007, 12:43 am

well, I totally agree with u.......and good joke btw.
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Postby mantislovervaibhav2 » January 21st, 2007, 12:35 pm

I got it in a e-mail. LOL!!
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Re: Why students fail in exams

Postby Victini223 » August 30th, 2013, 7:29 pm

LOL Nice conclusion! Your really right NiSh! :lol:
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Re: Why students fail in exams

Postby Monfernape » August 31st, 2013, 2:35 pm

Victini223 wrote:LOL Nice conclusion! Your really right NiSh! :lol:


What type of brains and thinking people got.I got amazed when I see such type of this and Facebook has become the hometown of them. :) :) :) :) :)
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