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Here are some jokes of Pokemon I found on net:

Q.What did the Chikorita say on Halloween?
A. Chik-or-treet-a!!!

Q. What do you call a Tentacool on a Hinorashi's back?
A. Fried Calamari!


Q.What did one Exeggcute say when the other asked how he was doing?
A. I feel eggcellent!

Q. Why do Chansey and Krabby not get along?
A.Because Chansey is always happy and Krabby is just so darn krabby!

Q.Why does a Farfetchd always carry a wooden stick in its wings?
A.Because it can't afford a gold one!

Q.What do Scyther's swoards give it in a competition?
A.The cutting edge.

Q.How many apples can a Poliwag hold?
A.None! It doesn't even have hands!

Q.Why didn't Meowth want to battle?
A.He had a Me-OWY!

Q.What is Magikarps only chance of flying?
A.If a bird is stupid enough to pick it up and not eat it!

Q.Why can a Clefable play the trebble clef (music) while a Clefairy can't?
A.Because a Clefable is CLEF able.

Q.Why did the girl at the shop pick a Mew instead of a Mewtwo?
A.Because one Mew is enough to take care of, but TWO...that's ridiculous!

Q.Why didn't the Ghastly confront the Mewtwo?
A. Because it hasn't got the backbone to do it!

Q.How do you fit 100 Pikachu onto a bus?

A.: Poke 'em on.

Hope you enjoyed them! I found this very funny so shared with you guys :)

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Nice jokes on Pokémon... :D XD

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August 30th, 2013, 7:57 pm
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Yup I love the last one :D

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August 30th, 2013, 8:15 pm
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Last joke is best of all.
Any ways where did you found them.????????

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I found 'em at Yahoo Answers :lol:

Many of them here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 203AASbSJD

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This URL is not working. :angryfire: :angryfire:

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its working in mine. Yahoo must be banned in PAK [smilie=c3001.gif]

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Who said Yahoo is banned.I said link is not working not the site.

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OK finish this topic. We can discuss that in shoutbox too

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