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 Post subject: Funny Pokemon Jokes
PostPosted: August 30th, 2013, 7:36 pm 
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Here are some jokes of Pokemon I found on net:

Q.What did the Chikorita say on Halloween?
A. Chik-or-treet-a!!!

Q. What do you call a Tentacool on a Hinorashi's back?
A. Fried Calamari!


Q.What did one Exeggcute say when the other asked how he was doing?
A. I feel eggcellent!

Q. Why do Chansey and Krabby not get along?
A.Because Chansey is always happy and Krabby is just so darn krabby!

Q.Why does a Farfetchd always carry a wooden stick in its wings?
A.Because it can't afford a gold one!

Q.What do Scyther's swoards give it in a competition?
A.The cutting edge.

Q.How many apples can a Poliwag hold?
A.None! It doesn't even have hands!

Q.Why didn't Meowth want to battle?
A.He had a Me-OWY!

Q.What is Magikarps only chance of flying?
A.If a bird is stupid enough to pick it up and not eat it!

Q.Why can a Clefable play the trebble clef (music) while a Clefairy can't?
A.Because a Clefable is CLEF able.

Q.Why did the girl at the shop pick a Mew instead of a Mewtwo?
A.Because one Mew is enough to take care of, but TWO...that's ridiculous!

Q.Why didn't the Ghastly confront the Mewtwo?
A. Because it hasn't got the backbone to do it!

Q.How do you fit 100 Pikachu onto a bus?

A.: Poke 'em on.

Hope you enjoyed them! I found this very funny so shared with you guys :)


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 Post subject: Re: Funny Pokemon Jokes
PostPosted: August 30th, 2013, 7:57 pm 
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Nice jokes on Pokémon... :D XD


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PostPosted: August 30th, 2013, 8:15 pm 
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Yup I love the last one :D


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PostPosted: August 31st, 2013, 2:33 pm 
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Last joke is best of all.
Any ways where did you found them.????????


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PostPosted: September 1st, 2013, 10:58 am 
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I found 'em at Yahoo Answers :lol:

Many of them here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 203AASbSJD


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PostPosted: September 14th, 2013, 3:07 pm 
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This URL is not working. :angryfire: :angryfire:


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PostPosted: September 14th, 2013, 4:49 pm 
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its working in mine. Yahoo must be banned in PAK [smilie=c3001.gif]


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PostPosted: September 15th, 2013, 1:25 pm 
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Who said Yahoo is banned.I said link is not working not the site.


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PostPosted: September 15th, 2013, 1:56 pm 
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OK finish this topic. We can discuss that in shoutbox too


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