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DP-NiSh
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Post subject: Conversation between a software engineer and his wife  Posted: July 2nd, 2009, 6:11 pm |
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Joined: July 30th, 2005, 5:42 pm
Posts: 1469
Location: Mumbai, India
Friend Code: 176288381960
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Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the jeans for me.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife- What about my TV?
Husband - variable not found
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - oh god!forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer or you just love your job?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad's? house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
 .:.DP-NiSh.:.Admin/Webmaster,
DeSiPokemon.com
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