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Sharabi: Bhagwaan, kya aap meri Sharab chudwa sakte ho?
Bhagwan: Kyo nahin beta
Sharabi: To meri 4 botal Patialla police station mein jabbat(confiscated) hai, woh chudwadoo...

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Santa, Banta and an Air hostess go on a flight, the plane engine blows up, only 2 parachutes available. Santa n Banta each take one.
Banta: Air hostess ka kya?
Santa: **** her
Banta: sach sach bol, itna time hai?

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In the ATM line, Santa is accessing his account and Banta is behind him.
Banta: ha, I got your password, its ****
Santa: No stupid its 2786.

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Santa sees the Train approaching the station and looks at his watch.
Santa: OMG, Indian TRAIN AT TIME!!!
Banta(sitting behind him on a bench): Nah buddy, its yesterday's, I have been waiting for 24 hours.

I hope you like em

Lol those santa-banta one-liners

still refreshing btw do you know it has a cult status..?

Joke 1 is amusing only.

You want punches? I will give you.

Is that a joke too?

Yes!

Okay then give me.

You're so disturbing. If I already said
You want punches? I will give you. You said is that a joke? I said yes. Now you are saying
Okay then give me.
??
Do you want punches?
Atleast fix your grammar bro.

You know its my weakpoint.
Every one has weaknesses.
You can point them for good cause but ......................
Leave it.
Offtopic.

leave it.