Things our Dbz Characters Would Never Say!

Queen Rayquaza · **Posted:** April 27th, 2006, 10:01 pm

ok i just love these sort of things.... lets make something up:

Kid Buu: Goku, it is time I annihilated the Planet Earth. You and your collection of Saiyan and Half Saiyans, and Quarter Saiyans, and occasional Nameks, or Namekians, depending on which plural you prefer, are starting to irritate me, and cause me overall unpleasant thoughts, leading to destructive behavior. The only way to cease such behavior will be to dispose of the cause, hence being the above mentioned Races of interplanetary Protagonists. Now, please sit quietly, while my well-orchastrated plan for world domination takes it perfectly-timed course and releaeses all this unneeded stress from my artificially-created life. Thank you for your cooperation.
[hehehe i loved this one. the only thing kid buu used to say was: hehehehe

]

Vegeta to Bulma: I love you!

Frieza: Where are my CLOTHES???!!!

Vegeta: Sure, i'll help you. i love helping others. its my pleasure! Hey want a treat? its on the house!

Frieza: Hey Zarbon, do you think this pink lipstick suites me???

Goku: hmmmmm... i dont think i'm hungry today guys!

Gohan: HA! i beat Cell Dad! You SUCK!

if there are any dbz fans over here ... add some more!

SapnaYokris56 · **Posted:** April 28th, 2006, 12:34 pm

Hehehe good ones. Although I don't remember it much, I havent seen that anime quite a lot, maybe a few times when it was aired.. some.... 5 yrs back ? hehe

Queen Rayquaza · **Posted:** April 28th, 2006, 7:15 pm

gee thanks ... oh yeah and here are some more:

Vegeta: I really ought to see a barber.

King Kai: I'm a fat half-catfish-half-man with a bad sense of humor and ugly sunglasses.

Bulma: Alright Roshi, you, me, and the bathroom. Lets go!

Goku: I'm converting to Buddhism!

Krillin: Wow, I never noticed it before, but my head bears an incredibly strong resemblance to a bowling ball! Lets go Play!

Gohan: Mom! Just shut the hell for a second and listen to me!

Goku (after SSJ transformation): Whoa, the legend is true! My head isn't the only part with golden hair! :lol:

Goku: KAMEHAMEFART!!! (shoots a Kamehameha out of his butt)

Trunks: I got my sword from ebay for only $39.99!

hehehe got any more???????

bala88 · **Posted:** May 11th, 2006, 2:22 pm

Trunks: I keep my Trunks in my Trunk.

Queen Rayquaza · **Posted:** May 11th, 2006, 10:02 pm

bala88 wrote:

Trunks: I keep my Trunks in my Trunk.

heheheh hey not bad! i know i'm a master at this but anyway here are some more for u:

Trunks: Hey everyone! I've decided to change my sex: I"M GONNA BE JUST LIKE MY MOM WITH THAT COOL BLUE HAIR!

Chibi Trunks: I think all this 'us causing trouble' thing is getting too old... lets go play with flowers instead.

Future Trunks: OK people! I'm gonna be a Super Model!

Shiny Suicune · **Posted:** May 13th, 2006, 12:05 am

Pikachu bites Vegeta. Vegeta screams, "WHAT AM I DOING HERE??SANA HELP ME!!!" courtesy TWINO

Pikachu Thunder shocks Vegiita and He yells " U cant get me down u silly little Rat courtesy Venkat

Chiro-kun · **Posted:** December 16th, 2006, 7:36 am

@rayquaza rocks - Goku does believe in the principles of Buddhism...recall that episode of the Ginyu saga where he lectured Captain Ginyu about 'karma' - you reap what you saw which is a Buddhist principle. But the rest of them rock ^_^

Here are a few more:-
Roshi:- Magazines??? You bad boy.
Frieza:- I suck. No really.
Buu:- Eh? Candy? Whazzat???
Shenron:- What the f**k do you want???

Petey · **Posted:** December 16th, 2006, 3:06 pm

Hmm.. I dun think they'll say "Pika"! lol

Pranz · **Posted:** December 16th, 2006, 4:32 pm

Frieza: Do you think Mewtwo is a clone of me? or am I a clone of Mewtwo?

Cell: Did you know that im a sissy girl?

(Fat) Buu: Do I need to go on Diet?

(Fat) Buu: I hate chocolate.

Prongs · **Posted:** November 25th, 2009, 2:23 pm

Goku: I am converting to Buddhism

I almost died laughing!

adyniz · **Posted:** November 25th, 2009, 6:47 pm

When he said that?
OR
Is it just a joke?

Prongs · **Posted:** November 27th, 2009, 2:31 pm

Its just a joke silly.

Maxedge · **Posted:** December 1st, 2009, 12:42 pm

rofl @converting to buddhism
Too late to decide
He's already dead!! :wink:

Prongs · **Posted:** December 8th, 2009, 10:25 pm

Nah. Goku absorbed Dragon Balls and became immortal.

adyniz · **Posted:** December 9th, 2009, 3:22 pm

Lol.
He is alive.
Haven't you guys seen the new special short movie/ 35 minutes episode released in 2008?

" Yo! The Return of Son Goku and Friends!!"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Bal ... ds_Return!!

I watched half year ago and it was AWESOME. It is only available in japanese.
Goku and others were living a happy life then a stranger comes?
Who was he find out by watching it.
SPOILER