LOL... So it was sort of 2 am and I was really b0red with Pranz poking me to chat with him on Yahoo! msger, so I got him to narrate the story bout the Pranz and ~*Pearl*~ differences he's always wished to tell me. It's a pretty long one and lasted until 2.40 am (NOW!) but lol.. do take ur time and read it :p fun

Characters involved:
Pranz = Pranav Pujara
~*Pearl*~ = Pearl/Soham
mantislovervaibhav2 = Vaibhav
DP-NiSh(me) = Nishant
Swarnava 7 = Swarnava




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Nishant: lol finally i can watch .mov files, i just installed MPC, i'm watching Pearl's bedroom
Pranav Pujara: o.0;
Pranav Pujara: WTF!
Pranav Pujara: how?
Nishant: hes got dpforums in his laptop
Nishant: lol
Pranav Pujara: so?
Pranav Pujara: i mean WHA?
Nishant: ah he sent me a video a month ago i think
Nishant: but i never saw it since i had nothing to open .mov files
Nishant: its how he recorded the PAC audio
Pranav Pujara: ah.....lol...ive been to his place
Nishant: obviously u've been
Pranav Pujara: hmm.....have u seen HIM?
Nishant: ur his classmate
Nishant: nop
Pranav Pujara: OOOHHHHH
Pranav Pujara: thats why
Pranav Pujara: u wait till u see HIM
Pranav Pujara: then ull have a few ideas
Nishant: and ?
Nishant: doesnt matter
Pranav Pujara: oh dont u worry.....
Nishant: duh?
Pranav Pujara: just be wid him 1 day
Pranav Pujara: ull understand
Nishant: meh.. sumthings always between u and him
Pranav Pujara: why i dont like him......or others dont like him
Nishant: i never saw others not liking him
Pranav Pujara: naah...nthing personal
Pranav Pujara: hmm....in school.....ill try to get u a video of his usual activities...and send u
Nishant: but w/e it is, hes one of my special contacts
Pranav Pujara: let it be so....im not saying anything against him...
Nishant: coz we both shares some similar ideas
Pranav Pujara: u havent understood him completely
Nishant: nah it doesnt matter, u can say what u wish to
Nishant: i dont need to understood anything that much
Pranav Pujara: blah balh......i dont care about him anymore
Nishant: im not having anything more than an online contact relationship
Pranav Pujara: i paid the price when i did
Nishant: meh
Nishant: fine, i'll listen to ur story
Nishant: anythign its 2 am and im b0red
Nishant: *anyways
Pranav Pujara: lol
Nishant: Once upon a time.. ?
Pranav Pujara: dude i shud have been in bed 2:30 hours ago
Nishant: there was a Pearl
Nishant: and a Pranz
Pranav Pujara: but who cares
Nishant: screw bed
Nishant: bed is a waste of time
Pranav Pujara: yeah.....and then one day
Nishant: u waste half of ur life in bed
Pranav Pujara: lol
Pranav Pujara: gotta.....damn school
Pranav Pujara: whateva
Nishant: screw it too
Pranav Pujara: so pearl
Nishant: schools everyday
Pranav Pujara: in class 6
Nishant: yes
Pranav Pujara: yeah
Pranav Pujara: class six
Nishant: and now ur in class ?
Pranav Pujara: i meet him
Pranav Pujara: 8
Nishant: oh yes
Nishant: so u met him
Pranav Pujara: so.....
Nishant: for the first time ?
Pranav Pujara: yeah
Pranav Pujara: yeah
Nishant: cool
Nishant: fun
Pranav Pujara: as the geek of the class
Nishant: aw
Pranav Pujara: coz he was the lamest person in the class
Nishant: as in ?
Nishant: he appears quite smart to me
Pranav Pujara: pearl= decent at computers and pokemon
Pranav Pujara: rest= -10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Nishant: and rest = ?
Pranav Pujara: he cat even walk straight
Nishant: meh
Nishant: happens, lol when the brain is bigger than the body
Pranav Pujara: im not lying
Pranav Pujara: ask anyone
Nishant: uber smartness
Pranav Pujara: meh
Pranav Pujara: brain bigger than bdy
Pranav Pujara: heh
Pranav Pujara: lol at tht
Nishant: ;p
Pranav Pujara: so...back to it
Pranav Pujara: on (FINE AND THANKFUL AD GREAT AND AMAZING)\ day
Pranav Pujara: (when i don kow him)
Nishant: and..?
Pranav Pujara: hes leaving class
Nishant: cool
Pranav Pujara: whan a guy pushes him like really softly
Pranav Pujara: as a knudge
Nishant: eww nudges
Pranav Pujara: and the tiny nudge
Pranav Pujara: CRACKS HIS BACKBONE
Nishant: prolly it wasnt tiny for him
Pranav Pujara: lol yeah
Pranav Pujara: u know that it is scientifically proven tht if u slap him 20 tomes continusoly hell die?
Nishant: meh..
Pranav Pujara: well back to the story
Nishant: do u hate him that much eh
Pranav Pujara: i dont hate him at all
Pranav Pujara: hes a very good frnd of mine
Pranav Pujara: oe of my best
Nishant: i dont see so
Pranav Pujara: dont take me as if im his BIG RIVAL OR ANYTHIG
Pranav Pujara: its true
Pranav Pujara: what i said till now is completely true
Nishant: hmm so what has that nudge got to do with anything?
Nishant: is that the end of the story ?
Pranav Pujara: ...im getting there
Pranav Pujara: so i became frds outta sympathy and i knew bit of extra computers compared to him at tht time
Pranav Pujara: (hard to believe)
Nishant: and?
Nishant: u regret it ?
Pranav Pujara: so we were like minded comp freaks
Nishant: and ?
Pranav Pujara: at that time
Nishant: fast forward please
Pranav Pujara: then in class seven we wnt into diff classes
Nishant: aww
Pranav Pujara: and a guy pinched him at that time.....and he got a permanent rash(i think)
Pranav Pujara: lasted 4 atleast 2 months
Nishant: the guy must be a satan
Pranav Pujara: some other guy
Pranav Pujara: ok....whatever
Nishant: or maybe a pranav
Pranav Pujara: i think he cracked his back in seven......and got the pich in six
Pranav Pujara: unfortunately wasnt me
Nishant: lol
Pranav Pujara: so...now were back in eight
Pranav Pujara: together
Pranav Pujara: and INTERESTING PART STARTS HERE
Nishant: yay
Pranav Pujara: GET THE POPCORN
Nishant: ^_^
Pranav Pujara: SO START OF YEAR....WERE VERRRY HAPPY
Pranav Pujara: LIKE FRND MEETING AFTER 20 YRS
Nishant: lol
Pranav Pujara: AND THEN.....DISASTER STRIKES
Nishant: o.o;
Nishant: a Wild Vaibhav appeared ?
Pranav Pujara: LOL
Pranav Pujara:
Pranav Pujara: WTF!
Nishant: well sounds like it
Nishant: lol
Pranav Pujara: ROFL
Pranav Pujara: OK.....
Pranav Pujara: THT WAS A GOOD GUESS
Nishant: wii
Pranav Pujara: WELL.....IT SEEMED LIKE HE HAD BECOME SMARTER THAN ME
Pranav Pujara:
Nishant: u mean Pearl
Nishant: hmm smarter as in ?
Pranav Pujara: YEH
Pranav Pujara: RESEARCHED MORE BOUT SOURCE CODES THAN ME
Pranav Pujara: I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE THE CODES FOR FIREFOX!!!
Pranav Pujara: I DUNNO WHAT TO DO BY KNOWIG THEM EITHER
Nishant: codes ?
Pranav Pujara: BLAH BLAH
Pranav Pujara: PEARL WENT INTO DEPTH....WHILE I BUILT MY PHYSIQUE
Pranav Pujara: NECC...CLASS BULLIES
Nishant: i understand..
Nishant: bullies suck
Nishant: especially when ur lol.. shy and nervous
Pranav Pujara: SO HE NEEDED.......A PROTECTOR AND I NEEDED KNOWLEDGE.....
Pranav Pujara: YEAH
Pranav Pujara: LIKE ME
Pranav Pujara: OR WORSE.....SOHAM
Pranav Pujara: SO WHATEVER
Nishant: so u both combined ur powers ?
Pranav Pujara: NAAH
Pranav Pujara: WHEN WE WERE GONNA DO THT....
Pranav Pujara: BIGGET DISASTER STRUCK
Nishant: A wild vaibhav appeared ?
Pranav Pujara: NO U DAMN ASS
Nishant: darn when will he appear
Pranav Pujara: THIS IS MY STORY!!!
Nishant: aww..
Pranav Pujara: OK OK....WILD VAIBHAV APPEARED BUT HE WAS NOT THE BIGGEST DISASTER
Nishant: ^___^
Pranav Pujara: HE IS A GOOD FRND OF MINE....BUT HE IS "STUBBORN,SHORT TEMPERED AND HE THINKS TOO MUCH OF HIMSELF"
Pranav Pujara: AND I WAS I LUCK! (BAD LUCK OKAY?)
Nishant: lol ofcourse a person shud be proud of his smartness
Pranav Pujara: HMM......TEACHER'S PET?
Nishant: Lol.. better
Pranav Pujara: CLASS= HATES HIM COZ HES A BLOODY *CENSORED*
Nishant: every class hates the teachers pet
Pranav Pujara: THEY DONT SAY COZ HE KNOWS KARATE AND IM THE SPONGE OF THE CLASS
Pranav Pujara: I ABSORB ANY ATTACK ANYONE SENDS AT ME
Nishant: now now.. its going the other way around
Pranav Pujara: (BUILDING OF PHYSIQUE)
Nishant: if he knows karate, y'd he need to combine powers with u
Nishant: he already got defence
Nishant: and knowledge
Nishant:
Pranav Pujara: DAMN U HE DIDNT
Nishant: aww
Pranav Pujara: HE A STUCK UP BRAT
Pranav Pujara: OK...BACK TO THE STORY
Pranav Pujara: Pranav Pujara: AND I WAS I LUCK! (BAD LUCK OKAY?)
Nishant: hmm.. when'll Swarnava make an entry ?
Pranav Pujara: HE WONT
Pranav Pujara: OT RELATED
Nishant: why... ? wtf
Pranav Pujara: *OT
Pranav Pujara: OK...LATER
Nishant: so what damn..
Nishant: yay
Pranav Pujara: SO...MY LUCK SEEMED SO
Pranav Pujara: VAIBHAV=USED TO BE SOHAM'S PARTNER FOR 1ST TERM
Nishant: aww
Nishant: dpforums members sitting together lol
Pranav Pujara: SEATING ARRANGEMENT= ME - VAIBHAV - SOHAM
Nishant: so finally a wild vaibhav DID appear
Pranav Pujara: AND I LOST PRACTICALLY HLAF OF THE CONTACT BETWEEN ME AND SOHAM
Pranav Pujara: .......
Pranav Pujara: NOW
Nishant: damn hes too wild i guess
Pranav Pujara: YEH
Nishant: let's ban him ?
Nishant: ;p
Pranav Pujara: SO...ONE FINR DAY
Pranav Pujara: YAY
Pranav Pujara: BAN BAN BAN
Nishant: ;p story story.. go ahead
Pranav Pujara: OK...WHATEVER.....HE SPOILT MY NAME TOO
Pranav Pujara: BACK TO STORY
Nishant: hmm just for that one post he did
Nishant: he spoilt ur name ?
Pranav Pujara: TO HELL WID HIM...HIS ROLE IS OVER
Pranav Pujara: YEAH
Nishant: fine... ok Swarnava now
Pranav Pujara: AT DPFORUMS WID THT POST BOUT SLAPPING SOHAM
Nishant: wtf
Pranav Pujara: BACK TO STORY
Nishant: no slapping my special contacts
Nishant: alright
Nishant: next came Swarnava
Pranav Pujara: TELL HIM DAT
Nishant: then ?
Pranav Pujara: NO
Pranav Pujara: NEXT CAME......YOU
Nishant: wtf
Nishant: coool
Nishant: ^_^ and ?
Pranav Pujara: U STUMBLE UPON ME
Pranav Pujara: YAHOO

Nishant: muhaha.. next I know
Pranav Pujara: AND I TELL SOHAM
Pranav Pujara: O..U DONT
Pranav Pujara: U DUNNO THE REAL STORY
Nishant: bah... then what was all this :/
Nishant: fine.. real story now
Pranav Pujara: U DUNNO THE REAL STORY HENCEFORTH
Nishant: a bit fast forwarded please
Pranav Pujara: SO...I TELL HIM
Pranav Pujara: AND HE.....BAH....IVE SEEN A LOT OF SUCH SITES
Nishant: Lol I know that part too
Pranav Pujara: BTW..U MADE ME 4GET THE BIGGEST DISASTER
Nishant: huh... a Wild Swarnava now ?
Nishant: err please, SWarnava aint wild
Pranav Pujara: NO
Pranav Pujara: IN MIDTERM
Pranav Pujara: MAY
Pranav Pujara: IM READY WID PHYSIQUE AND SOHAME READY WID KNOWLEDGE
Pranav Pujara: AND DISASTER STRIKES
Nishant: hmm...
Nishant: now who can be it
Pranav Pujara: IM HIT BY THE BLOODY PLAGUE OF TYPHOID!!!
Nishant: awwwww
Pranav Pujara: I LOSE....EVERYTHING
Nishant: ... like
Pranav Pujara: I GET BRAINWASHED
Nishant: aww
Pranav Pujara: LOSE ALL STRENGTH(SARA HARD WORK PANI ME)
Pranav Pujara: AND FORGET IMPORTANT THINGS......CANT MOVE
Nishant: that's bad..
Pranav Pujara: ALL OF THEM CALL AND GIVE SYMPATHY
Pranav Pujara: BUT ONLY 1 PERSON RELLY HELPS
Pranav Pujara: SOHAM-
Nishant: yays
Pranav Pujara: HE GIVES ME HIS LEAF GREEN TO PLAY ON COZ I LOST MY CARTRIDGE
Nishant: aww...
Nishant: how sweet
Pranav Pujara: YEAH..LIKE I SAID...BEST FRNDS
Pranav Pujara: THEN....WHEN I GET BACK UP AND AM PUMPING AGAIN
Pranav Pujara: I GO AND I SEE...HES FAR AHEAD OF ME
Nishant: obviously
Pranav Pujara: AND I SEE THAT THE WILD VAIBHAV HAS INFLUENCED HIM TOOOOO MUCH
Pranav Pujara: HE IS NOW............STUCK UP
Pranav Pujara: I GO CRAZY!!! BEST FRND....LOST
Pranav Pujara: COZ I DUNNO AS MUCH AS HIM.......
Nishant: hmm... im sure he'll help u get back on track
Pranav Pujara: DADADADA......PRANZ...MASTER OF FIRE DOES NOT GIVE UP.....TRIES A COMEBACK....
Nishant: just make sure u get rid of the Wild Vaibhav
Pranav Pujara: IF NOT IN COMPUTERS, THEN HERE IS COMPETITIVE
Nishant: oh.. and wher'd Swarnava go ?
Pranav Pujara: HEELL COME AFTER U
Pranav Pujara: SOHAM TEACHES ME COMPETITIVE EVS AND IVS AND BREEDING
Pranav Pujara: AND FINALLY....I BEAT MY MASTER AT HIS OWN GAME.....
Pranav Pujara: I GET BETTER AT COMP.(COMPETITIVE) WHILE HE GETS BETTER AT COMP.(COMPUTERS)
Pranav Pujara: SOON WERE GOOD AGAIN
Nishant: ^_^
Pranav Pujara: THEN WILD VAIBHAV THAT ASS COMES IN THE WAY
Pranav Pujara: POSIONING THE EARS OF ME AND SOHAM(COZ HES SITTING IN THE MIDDLE)
Nishant: darn screw him now
Nishant: hes b0ring
Pranav Pujara: LOL
Pranav Pujara: WELL...THEN U COME AND GANDHIGIRI(CREDITS TO VAIBHAV FOR THAT IDEA)
Nishant: hmm?
Pranav Pujara: AND ALL THE FIGHTS ARE INDIRECTLY RELATED TO HIM
Pranav Pujara: AND THEN SWARNAVA COMES
Nishant: so... time to ban the wild vaibhav
Nishant: YAY
Nishant: Swarnava
Pranav Pujara: YAY
Pranav Pujara: YEP
Pranav Pujara: HE HELPS ME IN PROJECT EVIL RACCOON(THE ONE THATS ALWAYS ATTACKING ME)
Nishant: btw.. i come and gandhigiri ?
Nishant: duh not those racoons again
Pranav Pujara: YEAH...THE MISSION TO BAN SOHAM(CREDITS TO VAIBHAV)
Pranav Pujara: MAN...IM JUST RELIZING HOW GOOD SOHAM IS
Nishant: duh.. not banning soham again
Nishant: wtf i thought u were friends with soham and wanted vaibhav banned
Pranav Pujara: WELL U WERENT SUPPOSED TO BE INVOLVED
Nishant: who said i am i'm just b0red atm
Nishant: so got into ur story
Pranav Pujara: POISIONING OF EARL CAN DO ANYTHING
Pranav Pujara: *EARS
Pranav Pujara: BREAK UP BEST FRND
Pranav Pujara: SO...NOW HERE WE ARE
Nishant: he ? ---> Pranav Pujara: HE HELPS ME IN PROJECT EVIL RACCOON(THE ONE THATS ALWAYS ATTACKING ME)
Pranav Pujara: SWARNAVA
Pranav Pujara: LOL......HE DIDNT DO ANYTHING
Nishant: yup
Pranav Pujara: HE WAS JUST ROOTING 4 ME THT I SUCCEED IN WHATEVER I DO
Pranav Pujara: COZ HE HAD NHING ELSE TO DO.........B0RED
Nishant: aww sweet as ever
Pranav Pujara: NOW U KNOW THE EVIL MASTERMIND
Pranav Pujara: =WILD VAIBHAV
Nishant: sort of, and sort of not
Nishant: since
Nishant: u sitll wish to get soham banned
Nishant: and vaibhav too
Pranav Pujara: O.O
Pranav Pujara: NO...NOT SOHAM
Pranav Pujara: HES A VERRYYYYYY GOOD FRND
Nishant: Pranav Pujara: YEAH...THE MISSION TO BAN SOHAM(CREDITS TO VAIBHAV)
Pranav Pujara: NEVER HIM
Nishant: hmm so the Wild V is the evil one
Nishant: yup Soham is good enough
Pranav Pujara: YEAH
Nishant: special contact of mine
Nishant: no one dare ban him
Pranav Pujara: HES THE ONE WHO PROCOKED ME TO GET SOHAM BANNE DIN THE FIRST PLACE
Nishant: I see now...
Pranav Pujara: *PROVOKED
Pranav Pujara: AAARRRHHHH.....THE BLACKGLASSES ARE OFF
Pranav Pujara: WHAT RELIEF
Pranav Pujara: WTF!
Pranav Pujara: 2:40 AM
Nishant: ? o.0 ah yes
Pranav Pujara: AH......DONT CARE BOUT SCHOOL
Pranav Pujara: WILL SLEEP IN CLASS
Nishant: gimme 15 secs

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LOL.. that's when I'm posting this xD

wow, Pranz did tell me anything bout Vaibahv the one being evil all the time, he said that soham was the one whos evil.

He told me too and I guess I believe him.

o.o
*cough*chaos*cough*

EDIT: Just read the whole thing -- dun believe it, loads of things in it are lies.

Vicks ki goli lo,
Khich Khich door karo

Pranav thinks that everyone is evil and nobody knows why.It is one of the greatest mystery in the world.

ARGH...I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND FAN FICT. AND REALITY....I ACCEPT A BIT OF IT IS TRUE BUT I MADE THE REST UP TO PASS TIME (IT WAS 2 AM WHEN I STARTED THE STORY..) SERIOUSLY...ITS ALL A JOKE!! SO PEOPLE DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY (BTW EVERYONE IS EVIL ACORDING TO THE TALKS OF SOHAM WID ME ON THE PHONE AND AT SCHOOL)
ALSO...I MEAN NO OFFENCE TO VAIBHAV (THE EVIL GUY) NISH INTRODUCED HIM AS WILD VAIBHAV SO I JUST PLAYED ALONG. HOPEFULLY THE IDIOTIC DOUBTS ARE CLEARED...THANK YOU
--PRANZ

PS NICE VICKS AD ANKUR..VERY FITTING..KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK (ARE THEY PAYING YOU TO DO THIS?) :p

Keep a limit on your CAPS please.

Sorry NiSh.....but emphasis comes with either boldness or CAPS....i wanted everyone to notice this and understand what reely happened therefore i was compelled to use CAPS...

:p

Thank You ~*Pearl*~ and for that comennt you get the RETARD OF THE YEAR AWARD!!! *clap* *clap*
And please stop DRAGGING Forums matters to school as there is NO RELATION.

And in the same way, stop dragging school matters to the forums and IMs.