Pokemon Humour: What NOT to do to a pokemon

[Shiny Suicune]

1) NEVER, no matter how pretty he/she is, flirt with a GARDEVOIR (trust me, i ended up in Khandala......dont ask!)
2) NEVER feed beans to a KOFFING
3) NEVER use a STARMIE for a frisbie
4) NEVER bathe CHARMANDER
5) NEVER cuddle a PIKACHU (bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttt!!)
6) NEVER bring a TORKOAL to a firework's factory
7) NEVER paint each of GOLEM's scales a different colour.


loooooooool!!!
give your suggestions

[Emerald]

HAHAHAHA! LOL!

1) Never put Suicune in the bathroom while Muk is having a path
2) Never put a Gardevoir and Milotic in a beauty contest (LOL! Chick Fight)
3) Never show Mew its sprite from Pokemon Green EWW!!! (It'll cry)
4) Never play chess with an Espeon (You'll always lose)
5) Never eat lamb infront of Mareep

hahaha! lol!

[Pranz]

HAHAHA LOL
1>Never put a Spoink on a trampoline.(ull never get it back)
2>Never hold a downhill rolling contest between Golem And Electrode.(thell both eventually blow up!)
3>Never tell a cacturne to use return coz it wont.(It grows to hate you)

[mantislovervaibhav2]

hahaha

1)NEVER call ALAKAZAM a nerd (unless you want to reach Pluto)
2)NEVER drink turtle soup in front of Blastoise ( It will turn you to soup)
3)NEVER eat KingCrab in front of Kingler and Crawdaunt (...)
4)NEVER tell Cacturne to stuff it (coz it will)
5)NEVER get caught between Arbok and Seviper mating (chances of you coming out are slim)

[Monfernape]

1) NEVER, no matter how pretty he/she is, flirt with a GARDEVOIR (trust me, i ended up in Khandala......dont ask!)

I refrain to.

2) NEVER feed beans to a KOFFING

Why?

3) NEVER use a STARMIE for a frisbie

Sure.I don't want to be psychiced.

4) NEVER bathe CHARMANDER

I won't let my Charmander die.

5) NEVER cuddle a PIKACHU (bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttt!!)

Yup I will never.

6) NEVER bring a TORKOAL to a firework's factory

Why?Torkoal is a fire type.

7) NEVER paint each of GOLEM's scales a different colour.

Yup,YOu don't want a Prongs Shaped Golem.

loooooooool!!!
give your suggestions

Why not?Given

[Victini223]

Lolz

[Monfernape]

Its fun to give answers with quotes.

[Victini223]

You are master at this.

[Monfernape]

I think so.

[Victini223]

Now I'll become

[Monfernape]

Yes yes you can.

[Victini223]

Yes yes you can.

Yes I can.
Thanks.

[Monfernape]

Then I want an example.

[Victini223]

Then I want an example.

Sure.

2) NEVER feed beans to a KOFFING

Why? Are you afraid?

1) Never put Suicune in the bathroom while Muk is having a path

Path or Bath?

3) NEVER use a STARMIE for a frisbie

I will smack that Starmie at you!

[Monfernape]

Good they are.