I was roaming around the net and found this awesome joke:
Once a sardar was going to a 5 star hotel to eat food and while going, the sardarji found a 500 rs note on the ground. He picks it and continues going to the hotel. After eating the food, the bill came rs.10000. He did not give the money and got arrested. While in the police station, he gave the policeman 500 rs and got out of the jail Now see the bill came rs.10000 and he ate the food in rs.500. Its such a funny joke that I had to share this with you guys