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Anyway, on the Team Rocket.
Team Rocket: Steals Pokémon and
collects the genetic extract of an ancient Pokémon with the assistance of a mysterious
scientist turned kind old man to create a
sinister clone that
wreaks havoc on humanity in frustration of it's insignificant existance. Tries to resurrect itself by a realistic radio broadcast after making an educated guess about their ex-leader's then
location. Works in every way as a real-world crime syndicate would.
Team Aqua & Magma: MOAR LAND! MOAR WATER! MOAR LAND! MORE- Alright, I'll stop.
Team Galaxy (
Suteki Fashion!)
: Sweet Honey. We must have it to attract Pokémon in great numbers! Oh, and by the way, there's this crazy psychopath trying to recreate the universe! You gotta stop him! Make sure you don't forget to save those
scary pink fluffy things that can be used to harness a humongous amount of energy and are a threat to world peace while you're at it.
... Need I say more?
"Team Rocket are the good guys. The Twerps are the villains. Duh."
~
Maddie Blaustein